Often I ramble aimlessly but every once in a while the stars align and I have a brilliant moment. Sarcasm and satire is the way I roll; throw in a bit of uninhibited awe and you've got your basic artsy nature freak grammar geek. And sometimes I'm a musical genius. But I don't label.
Oh hello, Panera. I want this right now.
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Oh Starbucks. How I will miss you. But I got something much better to replace you…and it’s THIS BRAND NEW 2012 FORD ESCAPE WITH BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR!!!!:
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Creative!
- Today I read The Nutcracker to my 2nd grade class. As I turned to the page where Godfather Drosselmeier gives the children their gifts, I pointed to the picture of Clara holding her gift and asked:
- Me: Looking at the shape of the gift (long and thin), I'm wondering what Clara could have gotten from Godfather Drosselmeier. What do you think she received, based on what you see in the picture?
- Student 1: Umm...I think maybe it's a flute!
- Me: Oh, that's a good guess, because a flute is long and skinny, just like the present.
- Student 2: It's a nutcracker!
- Me: Hmm...maybe...
- Student 3: Oh, I know! It's a sub sandwich!
This has got to be one of my favorite tweets. Unfortunately this really happened. Also, said homeless man failed to lock the bathroom door so I may or may not have walked in on him doing the deed…
YES.
Wish I Could Be More Ballsy
And just ask someone for their number. Why am I being so passive? I HATE passive people! Ugh. Definitely in a funk. :/
As weird as Lady Gaga is, I still think her music is pretty great and I love that she always dances in her videos. Adds a very fun element to her.
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Bahaha I think this accurately sums up my night.
So you know when you decide to take “just a quick little nap,” like a 20 min. one that will be a refresher? And then you set your alarm and hit snooze like 14 times? That happened to me…two different times tonight - just woke up from nap #2 and wondered how the helllllll I’m going to do what I need to do for tomorrow. Welp. I’m not. Sheeeee-it. Seriously, it’s 10:27 which isn’t even really that late but it’s late when you wake up at 6 and I need my sleep and how did it get to be 10:28 I mean all I did was come home from work and eat pizza?!
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