Often I ramble aimlessly but every once in a while the stars align and I have a brilliant moment. Sarcasm and satire is the way I roll; throw in a bit of uninhibited awe and you've got your basic artsy nature freak grammar geek. And sometimes I'm a musical genius. But I don't label.
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Watch Out
I’m drunk and on Tumblr! I went tl
El Jimador w/my bff Sam and had a strawberr;y margarita. She decided to go home to her actual home wihc is like 2 hours away. Well I decided to drink more, so I had like 4 Coors Lights. Amnd then I watched the stupidest movie ever, What Happens in Vegas, withc Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher. It was horrible. I can’t believe I sat through an hour and a half of that stupid bullsht. Wish I saw some good movie, like…..The Social Network. That movie is good.
Anyway, it just confimred my belief that Cameron Diaz is a HORRIBLE actress. She looks lik e a fish and is skinny and stupid. Just….no talent at all. Same stupdi bimbo character time after time. Same as Ashton Kutcher. At least he’s hot. so yea.
AT least tomorrow I get to go see Harry Potter 7.2 - can’t fucking wait. I’m going to cry buckets of tears. adn then go out to deja vu b/c my friend won tix! I kind of hate that place but it’ll be the most social thign I’ve done in a whole entire week, so I can’t complain. Aweseome, it’s time for bed. Good night friends.
Give Me
Some new cool tunes suggestions. Please?
This Has Been An Exciting Week (!)
I have awesome news! I have been hired to teach elementary music (K-5) next school year! I’m super stoked about it! Plus I get to move back to Columbia and see friendly faces and be in choir again!
Also I turn 23 tomorrow! I feel super old! But that’s ok b/c we’re celebrating! Also I’m looking at two different apartments to figure out where to live! And then Saturday I’m going to a Cardinals vs. Royals baseball game in Kansas City! And after that we’re going out to Power and Light and celebrating some more! This is gonna be awesome!
I LOVE this. Got it from this awesome website I randomly found while browsing Tumblr » The Ultimate Female
I’ve never had one before, but after watching this, I really want some f*cking macaroons.
You know you’ve reached a new low when you start wearing Christmas socks on the OUTSIDE of your pants in March. And you think it’s hilarious and ironic to drink coffee out of a mug that says you’re an uncle. But at least I’m very special, right? Right?!
“Barbossa Is Hungry” - Klaus Badelt, from Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Did everyone forget how great this soundtrack is? Or was I the only nerd that went out and purchased it as soon as I saw the movie for the second time in theaters?
Yup. This IS why I’m fat. Just kidding, I’ve never had this, BUT it looks delicious. Recently I found a website with tons of recipes for things involving bacon and sweets…can I just say I now want to pursue baking?
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?!?! OMG someone please tell me they remember this screensaver. It’s like a huge chunk of my childhood just came hurtling toward me at 70mph - there was a…shall we say, set, of screensavers on my old computer (a Packard Bell, Windows 3.11) called After Dark. There were about 20 different screensavers, such as Daredevil Dan, Bad Dog, Rat Race, You Bet Your Head (which was interactive; bonus!) Wowwww reliving the days…I think this was around 1994. If I had to pick a song to represent my childhood, this just might be it.
